Monday, July 26, 2010
Lindsay Lohan had her jail sentence due to failure
Lohan failure to admit that I know this sound stupid, but honestly, I think if Lindsay went to jail, that the constant flood of fraud and save to crack daily updates about his life. I was wrong. Because even if you can not see the visual "pleasure", which is in a state of Lindsay on a daily basis, we still have some legal changes. And the news is not good for people to see, crazy, true love, crazy drug forcibly thrown in jail for long. Radar reports that Lindsay had two days beard, and had his prison sentence of two weeks. Lindsay should appear next week, be:
Lindsay Lohan costs is as quick as possible to the plan. RadarOnline.com has learned that Lindsay only had two days shaved off his sentence. This means that 24 years, the actress left the Lynwood Correctional Facility in late July - far earlier than expected after his sentence was reduced to 90 days. RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that the judge was up to two days credit for time in custody Lindsay had been contractually agreed. Shawn Chapman Holley Lindsay lawyer presented evidence it was entitled to two days of credit.
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In addition, the team hopes that Lindsay will live because of overcrowding of Lynwood. Lindsay is the first August and 2 August will be released which means that 14 days would serve his sentence of 90 days. But now it is in July. Another source said Lindsay RadarOnline.com team is working to strengthen its official release date forward. It is hoped that the actress could also be published this weekend! "Team Lindsay is doing everything to secure his release from prison this weekend, a source said in the RadarOnline.com said Lohan. Will not you succeed? Guaranteed, but we think in all, the source said.
[Radar ] In addition, it was believed that because Lindsay was a special treat in every direction - even on days when no visit to bring the tourists. In prison, seemed relieved Finishing Special (Lindsay finally had a power outage from prison), but the radar reports was from the attorney Lindsay, Shawn Chapman Holley, was to "spend hours" with her in prison yesterday's talk of legal strategy, I think. MA come - Dina and Ali this weekend, so sad. Oh, shit - I just saw this: Some sources in Los Angeles complain that Lindsay could go today. I hope we were just talking about their asses. So Lindsay is under control 24 hours a day because he was self-mutilation. Since his incarceration.
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Journelle welcomes Eberjey Swimwear to their Lincoln Road Store with an Exclusive Event!
If you've been watching the Kardashian sisters on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, you definitely saw the stylish duo lingerie shopping at Journelle on Lincoln Road. Here's your chance to check out this ultra sexy hot spot and feel like a celebrity! In honor of this week's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, Journelle is hosting a special event on Saturday, July 17th, to celebrate the addition of Eberjey swimwear at their Lincoln Road store. Swing by for an exclusive preview of Eberjey's Fall & Winter Swim Collection and receive 20% off all current swim styles. Guests can enjoy hors d'oeuvres and refreshments (courtesy of Vision Vodka) while shopping for the perfect swimsuit. Arrive early because the first 50 to shop will receive a gift bag! The event will take place from 7 to 9 p.m. at Journelle on South Beach (1109 Lincoln Road between Alton and Lenox). Space is limited so reserve your spot by sending an email to rsvp@journelle.com. Enjoy the event and get ready for an amazing week of fashion and sazon!!!
Funny Car Names (humor)
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Garage Man’s Companion
HONDAHad One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
HYUNDAIHope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILEOld Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Virtually Worthless
"What is 710"
A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- Ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost
It and need a new one. It had always been there."
It and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
What the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!
What the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
There a 710 on this car?"
There a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.....
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
This Week: Nicole Miller Miami hosts an event to benefit The Florida Heart Research Institute
Sazoneros! In the spirit of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, I wanted to share this fashionable event for a great cause. On Thursday, July 15th, Nicole Miller Miami will host an exclusive evening to benefit The Florida Heart Research Institute. Come out to enjoy a night of fashion and philanthropy while relaxing to a live performance by top billboard jazz artist, Nicole Henry. The event's theme is Clients on the Runway: preview the latest Nicole Miller collection modeled by local women who are committed to the community and its charity organizations. Sassoon Salon will style the runway hair and M.A.C. Cosmetics will provide all of the glam for the night! There will be plenty of hors d'oeuvres and cocktails throughout the evening thanks to Bellini Italian Bistro. Best of all, a percentage of the evening’s proceeds will be donated to The Florida Heart Research Institute. To RSVP for this event, call 305-535-2200 or email nmmiami@nicolemiller.com. Nicole Miller Miami is located at 656 Collins Avenue in Miami Beach. Help make a difference and donate to find a cure for heart disease.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Meet Designer Trina Turk and Preview her new Swim & Spa Collection at the Bal Harbour Shops
Are you checking out Alessandra Ambrosio in her hot Trina Turk bandeau bikini on the right? That's what I thought! Here's your chance to attend a special meet-and-greet with renown designer Trina Turk. This exclusive shopping event will take place on Saturday, July 17, 2010 from 2 to 6 p.m. (meet Trina Turk at 4 p.m.). Guests will get an exclusive preview of her latest Swim & Spa Collection while enjoying peach and pineapple green tea cocktails. Attend the soirée at Trina Turk’s Bal Harbour Shops flagship store (9700 Collins Avenue, SP# E267) and meet the designer who's sophisticated fabrics and signature prints have earned her the title of "Mercedes Benz Presents." To RSVP for this exciting opportunity, kindly email trinaturkbalharbour@taraink.com. Come see Trina's unique style and innovative designs on Saturday! During the event, consumers will receive a complimentary raffia clutch purse – retail value of $195 – with purchases over $300. Visit http://www.trinaturk.com/ to familiarize yourself with Trina Turk and perhaps indulge in a new bikini.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Lindsay Lohan crack tears earn 90 days in jail
What I like Judge Marsha Revel? I send her flowers. I liked that Revel is not SH-T. I love that Lindsay goes to jail. For 90 days. It is not mandatory 90 days in jail and after rehabilitation. And true test. I liked the list of recycling scams J. Revel crack addict Lindsay.
He said his mother's voice! Oooh, I loved the reference coke pants? And Lindsay cry all the time! Also - Lindsay should not lie down for two weeks, and go his lawyer called SCRAM Lindsay at this time in retirement.
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Meaning Lindsay wanted to party and get drunk and smoke crack before he was jailed. Crackhead was rejected! The judge knew what was going on! This leaves SCRAM. So like, yeah, I feel a Spaz - Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of his probation and was allowed to make a statement to crack wanted to sue the court. One could safely say two things: 1. Lindsay believes that to crack the tears of his best performance.
2nd Crying because someone dared to call his delirium bullsh-t, because I really feel any of his antics crack. I began to feel that Lindsay was going to jail, when it became clear that the prosecutor and the judge wanted her ass. And the eyes and the tears back even more dramatic when the judge his voice Revel mom Lindsay was announced to jail for 30 days to do it, why 30 days and 30 days for a liar Crack Head.
I wanted to mention a few things - like a madman and dependent on crack, have been full of the Declaration of Lindsay? Some commentators have stressed that the trip "to Morocco, where he was" working with children.
"Really?" It is a appearance in a hotel made, he tried to bone Gerard Butler ("the chidlren!") But I'm big. India mean, not Morocco? And all this SH-T support on your "work" and "really? Oh, Lindsay and actually had to be trained in the behavior test. The drawing and writing, the sum of attention deficit disregard for his environment spastic eye rolling and pouting and should stop blowing. NOW. It. We hope. We spend 90 days in jail, okay? I will update!.
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
"Smudge-Proof Your Make Up" Party at Sephora
It's official...Miami will be hosting the hottest fashion events next week and MBS will be bringing them your way! Mark your calendars: MAKE UP FOR EVER, the official make up sponsor for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, will be hosting a “Smudge-Proof Your Make Up” party on Saturday, July 17th. Anyone attending that evening’s shows or parties, as well as the general public, can stop by to have their make up done before going out for the evening…compliments of MAKE UP FOR EVER. Swing by Sephora South Beach (721 Collins Avenue) from 4-7 p.m. for your very own FREE make up application. You don't have to RSVP for this event. Simply face the fact that in Miami's hot and humid climate, you need make up that lasts all night! MAKE UP FOR EVER will be highlighting their new Aqua Cream, a collection of 21 multi-use cream colors for the eyes, lips or cheeks that are 100% waterproof, sweat-proof, melt-proof and crease-proof. Aqua Cream is being used on the models backstage at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim to ensure their make up stays smudge-proof under the hot runway lights and humid evening air. Feel like a supermodel and look like a star! Enjoy the event and tell your girlfriends! xo
Monday, July 5, 2010
“I am, like, a f-cking strong elephant of a woman”
Last week we covered the new photo of Katy Perry boobtastic appearance in the August issue of Esquire UK. HuffPo now that extracts from an interview with Katy, and it looks like ... ugh. Maybe I do not like this girl. Except that I really no problem with the ground. She's cute and seems healthy and has a beautiful figure and she is really free of musical talent, but not unpleasant about it or anything. And "banal and unoriginal, but it seems relatively harmless. But this interview made it sound like he believes his own campaign - as if it is not just a boy, but she thinks it is a gift of God is really not.
During the first meeting of his party: "I was 25, 30 meters away. And I threw the bottle directly to him, blow struck on the head. You can imagine the terrible feeling I had when I click on everything you wanted to get used? I was like,
"You have your partner, Motherf * cker met. A week later we went on holiday in Thailand. "In dressage Russell Brand:" It used to be primarily a professional prostitute - now it is not.
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This is an extremist who is good and bad. I always need someone stronger than me. And I'm, like, af * cking high elephant of a woman [sic]. I say we can hope in a most humble me.
"As a person of her future husband:" I'm like, 'Oh my God, I will. You are mine. Two divas in a house. want to be and "how the atom split: it should not happen." As a kind of girl next door: "I feel like a girl next door, but not as f * uckin" cheese ". Gurls number one in California alone," I said to myself as perfect an anthem of California would have. I can not fall, the Beach Boys. I can not Tupac below. I had the idea, Snoop - I thought that was the icing on the cake, and made me look cool. "Smoking with Snoop," I was afraid for my life from the water. All others are still smoking.
I said, 'If this shit Snoop still high when you breathe will die. I will be standing on a globe. "I was like," Wait until the water pipe. "" It always comes his way: "I have always been very manual as a child - I have my way. What helped me all my life.
" Bigger than life: "We are both larger than life. I think they are a kind of cartoon. But I do not think it does not, should be taken seriously. "[] By Esquire of HuffPo Yes, we'll see. The story is not over yet, Katy. Russell Brand and while yours is now, knows what a central commitment, so lucky with apparently marriage. Let's see if Katy is still "You've got your game, motherf-cker satisfied" and "I'm like an elephant F-cking strong woman." Let's see ..
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Here's an Exclusive Shopping Event for Men!
I finally found an awesome event for my male readers (photo above: GQ Mexico)! .a different fur, a premier men’s clothing line, is hosting an exclusive shopping event with a designer meet-and-greet, STARK 2010 collection presentation and cocktail reception. The event will take place in Miami Beach at 1111 Lincoln Road (7th Floor) from 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. on Wednesday, July 14th. Since 2007, .a different fur has encouraged individualism through a unique vision of fashion-forward menswear by incorporating ultramodern designs into everyday basics. Today, the Peruvian based brand founded by Alex Garcia and Nicole Bolivar, appeals to men all over the world. Take a sneak peak at the duo's new collection by visiting www.adifferentfur.com. To RSVP for this event, email adifferentfur@taraink.com. Bring your friends and enjoy!
Paris Hilton is not in South Africa, the world will be arrested today in anger against South Africa
Friday night, everyone was happy because it was the news that Paris Hilton was arrested in South Africa and, perhaps, for possession of marijuana. Our dreams of a night express the style of Paris ended quickly, but within hours, police in South Africa has formally apologized Paris - is that she has someone from smoking marijuana, and Paris itself was caught in the net pot, and then released . Standing in Paris for the bullsh-t as well: According to a South African court was brought against marijuana Paris Hilton, the heiress, 29, has a Twitter page to reassure his fans that "everything is in order." "I had nothing to do," he chirped. "... There are many voices around me crazy. I want everyone to know the truth. Everything is perfect. It has not been charged or arrested, because I did nothing. I helped the police with inquiries and answer your questions. Everyone was super nice and friendly. I love South Africa! A wonderful place, especially during the World Cup! I hope that everything is approved. Lord, we thank you for your concern. Xoxo P. Hilton was outside of Brazil to the Netherlands in the quarterfinals of the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium escorted Friday. Hilton interviewed by the police for being, "said his agent UsMagazine.com:" It is a different entity in the group is doing that. The case against Paris was interrupted and no charges should be made. The authorities have apologized for accusing her unfairly because they are nothing to do with the incident.
"[From Us Weekly] Of course it is not likely the end. Because Paris has a new vision of what became aware of any fact. Is it still relevant! "That's not fair that people talk a few hours, it did not happen long ago. What makes your tweets fun - when to see on this Article cultural map - in the context where your ass to Paris, Paris Hilton is at least as intelligent as a businessman Donald Trump and George Steinbrenner (and that's - Trump or call one of Steinbrenner who had both parents in a Paris mega-rich.) Paris, was built in a strong global brand - without the name.
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It is not known because it is a Hilton. It is famous because she is in Paris. It is somewhat difficult to achieve, requiring much capacity each child once blond will probably never possess. Yes, Paris is always wiser than I was thinking. What made her arrest for possession of marijuana in the World Cup at hard to believe from the start. (It is not difficult to imagine that Paris smoking pot, so in the middle is the biggest event in the world of sports in public, getting caught quite open about which part was doubtful. Also in Paris is not stupid). Therefore not surprising that all charges against Hilton were only a few hours after the accident. Of course, since then the names of Paris Hilton and imprisonment in the news was all over the world on the Internet. The South African Police Service has the unusual step of apologizing to go out and Hilton for the misunderstanding, but that's not really enough. Paris had discovered his name in the international press for something that had nothing to do.
Jennifer Rovero - a former Playmate, who works as a photographer in Paris (yes, Paris Playmates with regular jobs in their communities) - to a prison sentence of marijuana and told to pay $ 1,000 to or spend 30 days in jail. Regardless of whether you think it is fair to cover his head or not Rovero (unlikely), imagine if a victory or a Steinbrenner were in the same situation? Could banged his fist on a podium at a press conference to ask to pay someone. Paris? Tweets you only sweeter "Hey guys, there are many voices around me crazy. I want everyone to know the truth. Everything is perfect. It has not been charged or arrested, because I have nothing." This is Paris Hilton, bright and forgiveness.
[Culture Map] For the love of God, Jesus Brilliant? I can not with this sh-t. We can now continue to ignore?.
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