Lindsay wanted to change the date of the Vienna Opera

Haha, Lindsay wanted to change the date of the Vienna Opera. Good luck, crackhead. Yeah, this guy really should have gone with Gaga. She would have killed it on a fake date. Speaking of Gaga, remember those Grammy parties? Well, somebody got the bright idea that Lindsay needs to start up her music career again - I guess in addition to all of the fictitious “work” she’s doing on her multiple television shows, films, and design projects. So, this music producer named Rodney Jerkins wants to pair up Lohan and… Lady Gaga. For the love of…

    Producer Rodney Jerkins seems to believe that Lindsay Lohan would be ideal to join Lady Gaga in the studio for a collaboration effort.

    Jerkins said, “I can pair them up. I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”

    Either with or without Gaga, Jerkins believes Lohan can pull it off. He said, “If she stays focused, I think she has what it takes. I’ve talked to her, and I said, ‘You’ve got what it takes. I really believe in you.’”

    He obviously really thinks LiLo has something. He added, “I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it. I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”

For 19 years, oddball Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner has paid for nights with beautiful B-list bombshells. He pays them about $150,000 and, in exchange, they sign autographs at one of his shopping malls and then accompany him to Austria’s premier social event, the Vienna Opera Ball.
The 77-year-old, four-times-divorced father of three gets a kick out of the attention — and sometimes outrage — that his buxom rent-a-dates stir up. Over the years, he has squired Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, actresses Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch and Andie MacDowell, and burlesque performer Dita Von Teese.
But none have been so demanding as this year’s date — Lindsay Lohan. Lohan, dubbed “the fallen Disney princess” by the Austrian media, accepted Lugner’s offer after his first choice, pneumatic British reality-TV star Jordan (a k a Katie Price), stole his thunder by announcing her selection to the tabloids before he could.
But Lohan had some issues.
“She wanted to change some of the dates,” Lugner told The Post. Alas, the ultraposh Opera Ball, started in 1936, “can’t be moved.”
Then Lohan, 23, refused to pick a gown ahead of time and will wait until just before the Feb. 11 ball to pick “a European gown.” Lugner won’t comment on whether he’s picking up the tab for that. Finally, her handlers called. No champagne. No open bar. No alcohol of any kind must be allowed within Lindsay’s sight.
“Her managers have told us to make sure that she doesn’t drink during her trip,” Lugner said. “We have made arrangements to pull all the liquor from the mini-bar in the hotel room where she’ll stay, and told room service they are not to deliver drinks to her.”
To make sure Lohan will be on her best behavior as 2,000 haute Viennese waltz the night away, “we will be drinking only mineral water that night to avoid any problems.”
Maybe Lugner should have gone with his other finalist, Lady Gaga. More rubber, less trouble.
As part of the shillings-but-no-schnapps deal, Lohan will attend a press conference with Lugner the day before the ball. She’ll also sign autographs for a few hours in his massive mall, known as Lugner City. She’ll go to the dance with Lugner, his current 20-year-old girlfriend, Anastasia Sokol, his 16-year-old daughter, Jacqueline, and the teen’s 25-year-old boyfriend, Helmut Werner.

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“My daughter is the one who chose Lindsay, and she has picked for me in the last three years because she’s more in touch with who’s in the newspapers. Me, I’m a businessman, so I don’t know these things,” Lugner said.
Lugner, who reportedly once got his eyelids Botoxed so he could look more like George Clooney, is infamous in Austria for creating a media circus at the ball with his paid escorts — especially when his guest is willing to take a turn on the crowded dance floor during the celebrated “Alles Walzer.”
“Sometimes with my guest, dancing is impossible, because so many journalists want to talk to them,” the Austrian said. “I recall, though, that Faye Dunaway and Grace Jones were great dancers. I was able to dance with them.”
Von Teese, who accompanied Lugner in 2008, said Lohan should demand extra bodyguards.
“I was trampled in a mob scene by the press. It was very frightening and also unfortunate that I couldn’t actually enjoy the beauty of the music and the dancing,” Von Teese told The Post. “I’m quite good at these partner dances, and it made me sad that I wasn’t able to be on that beautiful dance floor.”

FREE Super Bowl Event: The 4rth Annual DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl on Feb. 6th

On February 6th, the DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl returns home to South Beach for the fourth year in a row. Where else can you see football players and celebrities playing a sandy version of flag football? Only in Miami!!! Super Bowl-winning quarterback Eli Manning will coach the White Team, going head-to-head with Blue Team coach Mark Sanchez. Former NFL players Warren Moon and Merril Hoge will captain their respective teams at quarterback. Other former NFL players in the game will include Eddie George, Mark Schlererth, and Daryl Johnston. As far as the celebrities, you'll definitely spot Taylor Lautner, Jennifer Lopez, Kellan Lutz, Ed Westwick, Chace Crawford, Marisa Miller, Brian McKnight, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Jessica Szohr, all looking to prove they are just as much competitors as celebrities. The event will take place on Collins Avenue between 21st and 22nd Street in South Beach (gates to the event open at Noon). The pregame show starts at 1:30pm and the game starts at 2:30pm. You can also watch a special performance by the All-American Rejects during a postgame concert at 3:30pm. Did I mention that this event is totally FREE?? Make sure you arrive early and secure the perfect view. There's nothing better than watching celebrities play football while you work on a hot tan!

Catch Marisa Miller as she plays her very first Celebrity Beach Bowl.
All-American Rejects will perform during the Post-Game Concert.

February= The Miami International Boat Show

You can't live in Miami without acknowledging our favorite form of transportation: BOATS!! For boat aficionado's everywhere, the 69^th annual Miami International Boat Show & Strictly Sail Miami, one of the world’s greatest boating events, is coming to town February 11-15, 2010. If you're in the mood to check out thousands of the latest powerboats, sailboats and marine accessories, then get ready to meet more than 2,000 exhibitors from around the world! The Miami International Boat Show & Strictly Sail Miami offers something for every lifestyle and every budget. This year, there are two main locations where this massive event will take place: The Miami Beach Convention Center (1901 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach) and The Sea Isle Marina & Yachting Center (1635 North Bayshore Drive, Miam). Don't miss your chance to meet Chris Fischer, an expert angler and Executive Producer and host of Expedition Great White, a landmark National Geographic Channel television series. Chris will be presenting some cool shark footage from one of his expeditions inside of the Big Game Room on Friday, February 12th from 5–8 p.m. To see a complete list of featured events and exhibitors or to purchase your tickets, visit http://www.miamiboatshow.com/. Take the time to relax and indulge your vision with some of the world's most beautiful yachts and sailboats.

Boaters strolling through the Miami Beach Convention Center