"Welcome to the Sunnyvale horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard
Small.
Before the race begins, let's have a look at the line up...
Lineup:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
* THEY'RE OFF*!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs,....
and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
* AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
*
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are
working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.
* AT THE STRETCH:
*
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Dick is making a final drive.
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
* AT THE FINISH:
*
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust
and wins by a head....
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."..... ..
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