Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton in Her Bikini And Heels on The Red Carpet

Here’s Miss USA Kristen Dalton hanging out on the red carpet in her bikini and heels. A few weeks ago I said that this look was a good idea and that more hot chicks should be doing it, so it’s nice to see that someone out there is listening. I also think that more hotties should send me hot pictures of themselves on Twitter so… I’m waiting.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton in Her Bikini And Heels on The Red Carpet

Here’s Miss USA Kristen Dalton hanging out on the red carpet in her bikini and heels. A few weeks ago I said that this look was a good idea and that more hot chicks should be doing it, so it’s nice to see that someone out there is listening. I also think that more hotties should send me hot pictures of themselves on Twitter so… I’m waiting.

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini Clad Pool Party

Over the last few months Kristin Cavallari has very quickly become Twitter girlfriend material, she really knows how to push all the right buttons when it comes to pitching pant tents. She was in Vegas over the weekend “hosting” some party I wasn’t invited to, damn restraining order. It doesn’t really matter what the party is for, but I’m impressed with the pants optional theme. Well done. There should be more parties that involve hot chicks wearing bikinis and heels on the red carpet. Just a thought.

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini Clad Pool Party

Over the last few months Kristin Cavallari has very quickly become Twitter girlfriend material, she really knows how to push all the right buttons when it comes to pitching pant tents. She was in Vegas over the weekend “hosting” some party I wasn’t invited to, damn restraining order. It doesn’t really matter what the party is for, but I’m impressed with the pants optional theme. Well done. There should be more parties that involve hot chicks wearing bikinis and heels on the red carpet. Just a thought.