Chelsea Handler and Uma Thurman's Ex: Hot New Couple?

Chelsea Handler and Uma Thurman's Ex: Hot New Couple?

 

Comedienne Chelsea Handler arrives at the Belvedere Vodka Launch Party For (RED) Special Edition Bottle at Avalon on February 10, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Getty Images)

Chelsea Handler jokes about her disdain of puppies, little babies and the domestic life -- but it doesn't stop her from having a hot new tryst. The comedian and Uma Thurman's ex, Andre Balazs, were spotted getting hot-and-heavy at a Hollywood party on Wednesday night.

An onlooker says the duo, who were seen smooching a month ago, were "inseparable" at the pre-Oscars bash.

Handler was "giggling" (must be a funny one if he can make this dry humor chick laugh) and she "rarely left his side," the witness added.

Hopefully 50 Cent isn't sulking in too much sorrow -- she dumped him over the holidays after the twosome had a casual fling for a few months.

But maybe she'll keep Balazs along just a bit longer: "He's exactly her type," a friend told Us.

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Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s Cover

Comedian Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s (orange, much?) Cover… and she confesses that her diet used to consist of vodka and Doritos. From Monsters and Critics:

The stand-up comedian and TV personality shows off her slimline body on the cover of the US fitness magazine, wearing a tiny red bikini and a big smile. The Chelsea Lately host revealed that she hired a nutritionist once she decided to get serious about being healthy, after years of yo-yo dieting.

‘I was born with a French-fry in my mouth,” she said and admitted that she grew up munching on Doritos in between meals. Now the late-night chat-show host has swapped junk food for healthier options and is feeling better for it. But despite all her efforts to shape up, Handler revealed that her family thought she had actually packed on the pounds when they tuned into her chat show.

She said: ‘I went home to visit my family after my show first started and my sister said to me, ‘Oh, you look good. We were going to say something about your weight because you look so big on TV’.

‘And then I looked at their TV and I realised they had it on wide-screen. I’m like, ‘Of course I look big. Take it off wide-screen you losers!”

Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s Cover

Comedian Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s (orange, much?) Cover… and she confesses that her diet used to consist of vodka and Doritos. From Monsters and Critics:

The stand-up comedian and TV personality shows off her slimline body on the cover of the US fitness magazine, wearing a tiny red bikini and a big smile. The Chelsea Lately host revealed that she hired a nutritionist once she decided to get serious about being healthy, after years of yo-yo dieting.

‘I was born with a French-fry in my mouth,” she said and admitted that she grew up munching on Doritos in between meals. Now the late-night chat-show host has swapped junk food for healthier options and is feeling better for it. But despite all her efforts to shape up, Handler revealed that her family thought she had actually packed on the pounds when they tuned into her chat show.

She said: ‘I went home to visit my family after my show first started and my sister said to me, ‘Oh, you look good. We were going to say something about your weight because you look so big on TV’.

‘And then I looked at their TV and I realised they had it on wide-screen. I’m like, ‘Of course I look big. Take it off wide-screen you losers!”

Chelsea Handler is coming to Miami!

The Queen of Late Night Television, Chelsea Handler, will be visiting Miami next week! On Friday, March 26th, fans will be able to meet Ms. Handler as she autographs copies of her latest book, "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang." This event will be hosted at Books & Books in Coral Gables (265 Aragon Avenue) and Chelsea is scheduled to arrive by 3:00 p.m. Apparently, the talented comedian added #1 bestselling author to her list of many talents after the success of her first book: "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea." Don't miss this chance to meet your favorite late night talk show diva! Tickets are required for this event. To receive one free ticket, you must purchase "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" at a Books & Books store. For more information on Chelsea's book release, visit www.BooksAndBooks.com. Warning: no word on Chuy's whereabouts for the day!