Here’s Lauren Conrad at Malibu Beach in a bikini. I don’t like the fact that she’s covering her lower half. It shows insecurity and that’s a big turn off! What isn’t a turn off are her sweet little chesticles, so that evens things out. Then again, she is with that gross looking dude… so screw her! Now she’s even more useless than her co-star Audrina Patridge.
